SSL is Live
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway.
According to the database of web-dev knowledge shared between the site admins, there is no way the SSL site should render.
The amount of hackily-written HTML in the codebase is staggering.
The site, of course, goes live anyway.